If you could look like anything...anything at all....what would you look like? I'd be the wind.
...........It's easy to be someone's friend when all you need is someone to console you. It's much harder to be there for them when they're happy all the time.
.............Even when I say nothing, it's a beautiful use of negative space.
Blind Eyes Closed
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
get you too
This must be what it feels like right brfore a person explodes. I hope I at least am not serving as an incubator for an alien.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
hatin' it
it's official: picking up cat vomit after she's eaten wet food is WAAAAAY worse than picking up cat vomit after she's eaten dry food.
Monday, March 29, 2010
aquarium drinker
Good lord, my poor phone really can't handle mobile blogging. And by "mobile", I mean I'm laying in bed too comfy to move to where my computer is. Awesome.
Sunday, March 28, 2010
on the news
Ugh, I just watched the saddest episode of Buffy and I don't want to give away any spoilers, but it'll make you want to die a little bit and now I need to go cry myself to sleep. Over Buffy the f'ing Vampire Slayer.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
floors of Tokyo
Only 4 more hours until a Hedwig sing along! Yaaay! Also, if I didn't have pictures to proove it, I would never have believed what a Gene Simmons tongue I have. Grooooosssssss.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
hit the spot
man it was good to see Nickface tonight! These assholes need to come to Chicago (and subsequently visit me) more often!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
teach him how to dance
a snippet of conversation with Angie today, which I FOR SURE sent in a mass email to all of my lawyer friends (to be fair, we were already all in a mass email over what to do Friday night):
Angie: This email is def no longer about me haha me: absolutely not it's going to turn into sucking dick on easter Angie: haaaa man im moving to Chicago
Sunday, March 21, 2010
now I know
I was almost ready to take a mulligan today because I REALLY have nothing to say. Sorry! 5 days until Angie gets to town and shit gets wiiiiild.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
i still recall
Jessie got into Naropa! I'm so happy! Backstory: Jessie is my 20 year old stepsister who hates her current college and Naropa is kind of a dream school for her and so she applied and she just heard she got in! Yay!
To Hannah, who lives out that way: I need to pick your brain on housing in Boulder. We'll talk.
Friday, March 12, 2010
it feels so great
If I can keep this up for twelve more days (straight, no mulligan), my blog will reach 1000 posts. I'll have to think up something special.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
turn my head
oh, I should have probably mentioned in the Groupon post:
so, Groupon (a fantastic website, if you don't know what it is) is holding a contest seeing if anyone can live only off of Groupons for a year, traveling city to city, and couch surfing unless Groupon has a deal on hotels. The first round of applying was making a video, shown in post-from-two-days-ago. My buddy Josh has made it to the finals, which means people have to go here and vote for him by clicking "share" on the facebook thing or retweeting. Please do it! He'll probably come to your city and buy you shit with some awesome deals.
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
sing to you
if you can, look up the band Left, local to chicago's south side. They're pretty damn local, so I don't know if it'll be possible, but if it is, it'll be SO fucking worth it.
Monday, March 08, 2010
it's you
HELL YEAH JOSH STEVENS IS A GROUPAWN FINALIST! Everyone please go do some shit on facebook that involves voting for him, please. :)
Thursday, March 04, 2010
operate machinery
holy shit! miss Angie might be coming to Chicago at the end of the month! Nothing like a Hedwig and the Angry Inch singalong to bring friends together.
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
share my sleeping bag
I'm aware that the time stamp on my blog might always be on eastern time to everyone but me, but if that's the case then I'm fully prepared with a screenshot to show this post happened just after 11 pm on Wednesday.
That being said, I would like to remember this quote from tonight: Jenny: My ex-boyfriend would pee so loud that I asked him to put his wiener under the water so it wouldn't make any noise.
Tuesday, March 02, 2010
in case I want some
Perhaps the most useful thing I learned today, given a pending avalanche:
If you're alone and out of food without prospect of getting more and it looks like some form of cannibalism is your only option, DO NOT cut off your own arm and eat it. The calories you intake do not compensate the energy needed to heal the wound and account for the blood loss.
