Saturday, September 21, 2002
Quotes from SECOND CITY:
(spelling bee):
"Your word is compass."
"Umm, can you use that in a sentence?"
"Yes. Your people killed Jesus. compass."
(woman pretending to be a music teacher for the audience):
"Sing this part from the diaphragm, you know, like what your mother should have been wearing."
(wife and husband at the breakfast table; wife is reading the newspaper):
Wife: "What do you think of this abortion bill?"
Husband: "Pay it."
After the show Mona and I went to the pit and stole a lot of the promotional posters. The huge one is on the celing above my bed. My bet is that it'll give me nightmares.
10:50 PM
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