Sunday, April 06, 2003
It's been a weird few days. Nika, Mona's nine-year-old sister, arrived Thursday evening and spent the weekend with us.
Do you KNOW how weird it is that I can't compete for guys' attention against a nine-year-old? My self-esteem is really failing....it's like I get to talk to the guys 'cause I'm friends with Nika, who knows her power and spent the whole time flaunting that she had four of our closest male friends warpped around her pinkie finger.
Actually, it was really funny to watch. We introduced her to Jeff and leprechaun josh thursday night, and both of them were instantly smitten. I just kind of laughed. We all went to an improv show, and Nika was teasing Josh so he got up and sat on the other side of the room. I was sititng next to Boyer, who leaned over to me and whispered, "what's his name again?" I made the mistake of telling him. He then turned around and yelled, "hey Josh, you realize you're a nine-year-old's bitch, right?" Josh's face flushed, and summer, nancy, and my eyes all widened. I'm still in shock he said that....
Then Friday, Monie took Nika to orgo with her. That's where she met Taylor, who thought she was the funniest person ever. Ten minutes before the end of class, she looks at Mona and says "everyone is falling asleep!" Taylor almost fell out of his chair laughing. That afternoon, I had to watch her for a bit while Mona worked on trailors for the movies that weekend, and so I rounded up Taylor and the Lep and we taught the kid how to play Risk. Her attention span lasted until we set up the board. Wooooo. That night she worked the movie, and Suhail was following her around all night.
The next morning, Mona put up the away message "My lil sis is turning all our guy friends into pedophiles!" and I put up "Is it bad that I can't compete against a 9 year old for guys' attention?" Josh left me messages saying "little girls take all my attention. The hottest girl could walk by and I wouldn't notice. Don't take offense heheh." And put up the away message "why are little sisters so cool?" So I left him a message saying "dude are you calling me ugly????" and put up "haha josh is a pedophile." which he got mad at, so I changed it to "you know I love you, Josh, it's just a crying shame I'm too old."
She left today. I miss her. Little kids have such an amazing way of always telling the truth and no one gets offended. I wish I could be blessed with such brutal honesty.
7:29 PM
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