Friday, September 28, 2007
until my dying day
 i don't know what it is about cheesy media, but watching other people get their hearts broken, even if i know it isn't real, puts me in a real funk. and this from a sitcom which was pulled off the air after four episodes. there you have it, folks... i've become everything i've ever dreaded.
10:56 PM
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007
yarrr!
happy international talk like a pirate day! yarrrr. i don't actually know how to talk like a pirate, but hitting on people in pirate voices while adding a "yarr" and "matey" every so often is much more enjoyable than normal hitting on people.
10:30 PM
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Thursday, September 13, 2007
blarg
i think my wallet got stolen yesterday while i was at the gym. i may just be freaking out over nothing, 'cause it could have just fallen out of my purse or something, but man.. that really sucks. and i'm freaking out a little bit.
10:11 AM
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Friday, September 07, 2007
love you more
My labor day weekend, presented in a list of snippits of conversation spoken drunkenly around a campfire: 1. the robin hood of s'mores 2. the sound effect of dog walking on dog 3. the third Celine Dion reference of the night 4. "the fire set you on fire, i just grabbed your boob to save your life." 5. DRUNKEN FIRE YARR (it was written in caps in my notebook) 6. how are these worn? 7. balls = go for it 8. the Sheriff of Debocle County 9. "set a course for Awesome." 10. the Eagles are the Metallica of yacht rock 11. "the water is as cold as Alec's soul" 12. moldy bra 13. siamese cousins 14. "i'll casseopia on your face" 15. teaching your phone a fake language based on another phone sucking. 16. Oprah soap 17. "the "Anal Dakota" sounds like a crappy Indian tribe" 18. sounding the dog horn 19. Sir Chubulor 20. nippling josh's car 21. "why does vodka not make my head drunk, but everything else?" 22. the best kind of wet 23. giving her a "boy howdy" 24. "13 years of testicular freedom" 25. sex toys at the dinner table 26. "it was an eight on this side" 27. the supervalu party pack 28. "the captain offered to put out the fire in my loins with his face" 29. the best noise a marshmellow has ever made 30. getting a free monkey 31. the mating call of the I-Love-You-saurus 32. bthe I-Love-You-saurus is a five year old girl
9:43 AM
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