Friday, September 07, 2007
love you more
My labor day weekend, presented in a list of snippits of conversation spoken drunkenly around a campfire: 1. the robin hood of s'mores 2. the sound effect of dog walking on dog 3. the third Celine Dion reference of the night 4. "the fire set you on fire, i just grabbed your boob to save your life." 5. DRUNKEN FIRE YARR (it was written in caps in my notebook) 6. how are these worn? 7. balls = go for it 8. the Sheriff of Debocle County 9. "set a course for Awesome." 10. the Eagles are the Metallica of yacht rock 11. "the water is as cold as Alec's soul" 12. moldy bra 13. siamese cousins 14. "i'll casseopia on your face" 15. teaching your phone a fake language based on another phone sucking. 16. Oprah soap 17. "the "Anal Dakota" sounds like a crappy Indian tribe" 18. sounding the dog horn 19. Sir Chubulor 20. nippling josh's car 21. "why does vodka not make my head drunk, but everything else?" 22. the best kind of wet 23. giving her a "boy howdy" 24. "13 years of testicular freedom" 25. sex toys at the dinner table 26. "it was an eight on this side" 27. the supervalu party pack 28. "the captain offered to put out the fire in my loins with his face" 29. the best noise a marshmellow has ever made 30. getting a free monkey 31. the mating call of the I-Love-You-saurus 32. bthe I-Love-You-saurus is a five year old girl
9:43 AM
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4 Comments:
wow...were you taking notes?
umm.. yes. i was. mostly while drunk and i later had to decipher my handwriting.
I did this the other night. I judge you no longer. :) Good times.
hahaha i love you.
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