Monday, February 25, 2008
ain't got nobody
so, i went to dinner with Mike, at our usual place (slash his usual place, being that as he has absolutely no variety in his life). The most annoying 12 year old on the planet was sitting at the next table, and lucky for us because most of our dinners together turn into listening in on stupid conversation around us and making fun of them without them hearing. it's like a game - how close can you sit to them while not letting them hear you?
anyway, so this girl hit a high note in our game. At one point during the evening, a man walked by outside walking his dog. He tied the leash to a parking meter, and came inside the restaurant. The first thing that came to both mine and Mike's minds was that he was picking up a to-go order on his route with his dog. However, not so with the girl at the next table. She saw him walk inside, and said to her parents (and unintentionally to me and Mike), "What? He's leaving his dog outside while he comes in here and eats? That's so mean!"
10:30 PM
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Let's play that game. It's my favorite game. How to make fun of someone where you're close enough to hear them and therefore they're close enough to hear you unless you're reallllly slick about it?!
oh man the game is so on.
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