Monday, June 16, 2008
i still do
quite often, when i am zoning out to music or walking or driving by myself, i will think up scenarios where i am impressing people i'm mildly friends with. usually they turn out to be co-workers, and i'm envisioning ways in which i can make them think i'm cool. lately the scenario has been karaoke, which doubles as a daydream about what karaoke song i'd like to perform.
today, while listening to the 80s rock radio station, my scene was in an 80s night themed bar, where they were playing "jack and diane".
"hey, my boobs are named after this song!" i exclaim, just oozing coolness.
my coworker gets a confused look on his face, begging for explanation.
i launch into a monologue about how the last time my boobs were named, it was by 14 year old boys and it was time for them to grow up. really, i thought this was a normal occurrence. this time around, i left it to a friend to name, and he got flustered and eventually chose "jack and diane."
just as my fantasy was about to turn in my favor and my coworkers were going to exclaim how amazingly cool i am, guess what song came on the radio and snapped me back into the real world?
it was perfect. and my boobs were very happy.
10:42 PM
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quite often, when i am zoning out to music or walking or driving by myself, i will think up scenarios where i am impressing people i'm mildly friends with.
you have no idea how much i do that. or i impress my already existing friends with super cool skills they didn't know i had, like speaking a dead language or something even more amazing
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