If you could look like anything...anything at all....what would you look like? I'd be the wind.
...........It's easy to be someone's friend when all you need is someone to console you. It's much harder to be there for them when they're happy all the time.
.............Even when I say nothing, it's a beautiful use of negative space.
Blind Eyes Closed
Saturday, February 28, 2009
wait for me
how come no one leaves me comments anymore? i should really think of something more interesting. i spent my evening playing solitaire, so i've kind of got nothing.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
stand in the back with that fat guy
my day at work so far:
me: omg i just split the seam in my pants Angie: fanTASTIC you ok? is it bad? me: it's pretty inappropriately placed Angie: omg, easy access fr tim! me: i'm gonna go run to cvs and get some safety pins and fix it i'm in the office! this is terrible Angie: aww I want to cry for you me: i don't want to cry, i just don't want to move Angie: I did that once at work LOLLLLLLLL can you send a friend or call a lady in the office to see if she has pins? middle aged mom-type me: hmmmm my plan is to not move for another hour, and then run to cvs on my lunch break and hide out in the bathroom fixing it Angie: aww me: or just go now Angie: is it on your crotch? cause pins may be a bad idea me: it's on my upper thigh Angie: should it pop oh, ok me: on the inside Angie: whooo yikes me: so i think i can hide it if i put on my coat which is long-ish Angie: but but, what if you stab your thigh meat? bad times me: i can take the pants off in the bathroom to fix it Angie: a ok me: smarty <3 what a bad day, haha Angie: im just saying...I used a pin to fix my fly once and the pin popped open and stabbed my in the gut about an hour later. so be safe, lol me: okayyy Angie: <3 me: i knew these thunderthighs would come back to haunt me Angie: don't make me wheeze at work. me: hahaha omfg only 6 minutes have passed Angie: HAAAAAAAA me: my other option is to pray that both the boys in my area get busy with this other project they're working on and i can slip away unnoticed Angie: how big is it? me: twss Angie: just say you need some pamprin and run away haha, nice me: zzzzing me: 50 more minutes i'm so uncomfortable Angie: awww lol how tight are those pants?! *wink* me: not tight! i sat down with one leg folded under me and that pulled the pants weird Angie: aww lol are you stuck that way now? me: noo i'm sitting with my legs crossed at the ankles out in front of me so i can press my thighs together it's unnoticable right now Angie: HAHAAHA shut. up. me: what? Angie: you're making me lol at work. me: hahaahaha i'm glad you find my discomfort amusing! Angie: :D me: ahhh both boys left Angie: run! me: fuck one came back Angie: you gotta be quicker ok, webinar time, be back at 2 me: i mean one came back as i typed that ahhh butt my discomforttt Angie: hahaha <3 im sorry i have to miss it! me: this is so less than funny i'll kill everyone with my thunderthighs Angie: :D me: 45 minutes! okay go have fun Angie: ok! later gator!!
End of the story: while my boss was gone and the other guy wasn't looking, I grabbed my coat and ran the fuck down to cvs. I got back before my boss did so I think I'm in the clear until I can get my ass to a tailor tonight.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
say you will
my favorite oscar moment this year? when that japanese guy won and said "domo arigato, mr. roboto" in his speech. amazing! also kate winslet telling meryl streep to suck it up. i dislike her slightly less now.
also it was a fun night. paul brought a huge bottle of smart water and we took a shot of it every time someone we predicted won. sadly, i placed 4th in my oscar pool, which is balls. i'm never going to hear the end of it, until next year when i do this again and crush everyone.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
better not to know
my 54 year old movie buddy texted me tonight (which is weird enough on its own, by the way) saying "what color gown are you wearing tomorrow? I want to color coordinate." i warned him that a friend of mine from work is going to be joining us for our oscar celebration and he had to keep the over-the-top weirdness in check, but it's bound to be a fantastic night anyway. sometimes, i think my life is exactly where it should be, and there isn't a thing i'd change.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
i know we can
i just watched Young At Heart and cried a little throughout pretty much the whole thing. Three cheers for being a huge sap! Also, i love old people.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
but a good time
i'm still thinking about wanting "don't need nothing but a good time" by poison as the first song at my wedding. how lame am i that i can't stop planning an event that's sooo damn far away?
Sunday, February 15, 2009
paved in gold
so, i just got home from my friend alisa's apartment. her apartment smells super fantastic, because one of her roomates lost a bet that resulted in his having to bake a cake and bring it in every monday for four consecutive mondays. why the hell doesn't my office make more bets like that?! i want some regular baked goods! nora = super fucking jealous.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
angels sing
happy vd, i guess. burlesque show tonight! that's exciting. umm, i'm a little busy with hanging out with my brother and his wife this weekend, which is a total blast, so this is kind of all you're getting. cheers!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
preschool
today i taught my coworkers the difference between a tint and a shade! these male nerds are going to learn a thing or two about art and culture by the time i'm through with them or my mission here has failed.
Friday, February 06, 2009
magic's not real
it finally sunk in today that i'm in the middle of buying my own property. we had our big "first three birthdays of the year" birthday party for my aunt, my cousin, and me, and 90% of my presents were things for my condo. i'm going to be living in a real place with real nice things! i can start building up stuff so my whole apartment matches and looks nice instead of crap i buy at garage sales! wait, that's a misleading statement. the nice stuff that will all match will also most likely be purchased at yard sales. but nice ones! i kind of like this adult thing.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
romantic appeal
i don't think i can go through with this bible study thing. it's been freaking me out all day. phobia aside, it's just going to make me uncomfortable and i don't think i'll be able to a) contribute to whatever conversation they have or b) steer the conversation to something more general philosophy. yikes.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
four sweater vests
i got myself invited to a weekly bible group at work. what the hell? i wonder if i'll get kicked out for being a jew.
