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If you could look like anything...anything at all....what would you look like? I'd be the wind. ...........It's easy to be someone's friend when all you need is someone to console you. It's much harder to be there for them when they're happy all the time. .............Even when I say nothing, it's a beautiful use of negative space.


























Blind Eyes Closed
 
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
stand in the back with that fat guy  
my day at work so far:

me: omg i just split the seam in my pants
Angie: fanTASTIC
you ok?
is it bad?
me: it's pretty inappropriately placed
Angie: omg, easy access fr tim!
me: i'm gonna go run to cvs and get some safety pins and fix it
i'm in the office!
this is terrible
Angie: aww
I want to cry for you
me: i don't want to cry, i just don't want to move
Angie: I did that once at work
LOLLLLLLLL
can you send a friend
or call a lady in the office to see if she has pins?
middle aged mom-type
me: hmmmm
my plan is to not move for another hour, and then run to cvs on my lunch break
and hide out in the bathroom fixing it
Angie: aww
me: or just go now
Angie: is it on your crotch?
cause pins may be a bad idea
me: it's on my upper thigh
Angie: should it pop
oh, ok
me: on the inside
Angie: whooo
yikes
me: so i think i can hide it if i put on my coat
which is long-ish
Angie: but but, what if you stab your thigh meat?
bad times
me: i can take the pants off in the bathroom to fix it
Angie: a
ok
me: smarty
<3
what a bad day, haha
Angie: im just saying...I used a pin to fix my fly once and the pin popped open and stabbed my in the gut about an hour later. so be safe, lol
me: okayyy
Angie: <3
me: i knew these thunderthighs would come back to haunt me
Angie: don't make me wheeze at work.
me: hahaha
omfg only 6 minutes have passed
Angie: HAAAAAAAA
me: my other option is to pray that both the boys in my area get busy with this other project they're working on and i can slip away unnoticed
Angie: how big is it?
me: twss
Angie: just say you need some pamprin and run away
haha, nice
me: zzzzing
me: 50 more minutes
i'm so uncomfortable
Angie: awww
lol
how tight are those pants?! *wink*
me: not tight!
i sat down with one leg folded under me
and that pulled the pants weird
Angie: aww
lol
are you stuck that way now?
me: noo
i'm sitting with my legs crossed at the ankles out in front of me so i can press my thighs together
it's unnoticable right now
Angie: HAHAAHA
shut. up.
me: what?
Angie: you're making me lol
at work.
me: hahaahaha
i'm glad you find my discomfort amusing!
Angie: :D
me: ahhh
both boys left
Angie: run!
me: fuck one came back
Angie: you gotta be quicker
ok, webinar time, be back at 2
me: i mean
one came back as i typed that
ahhh
butt
my discomforttt
Angie: hahaha
<3
im sorry i have to miss it!
me: this is so less than funny
i'll kill everyone
with my thunderthighs
Angie: :D
me: 45 minutes!
okay go
have fun
Angie: ok! later gator!!

End of the story: while my boss was gone and the other guy wasn't looking, I grabbed my coat and ran the fuck down to cvs. I got back before my boss did so I think I'm in the clear until I can get my ass to a tailor tonight.
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